Fake ass cadence

if you want to be like me,
hold your breath and count to 3,
now dont stop at 3 just keep on goin,
right before you pass out is me!
i can make you laugh
i can make you cry but
i dont want to have to,
but if i have to,
i have to right?
do i really have to?,
but if i have to,
do i really got to do it?
then refer to cadence father