Schumacher The Champagne

My teeth have never looked quite this yellow
And my body never quite this fat
I'll pay well over the odds
Just to have some teenage abandoned bar
I hit the ice of the fifth of Jan
And I swear it was an act of faith

But I don't get angry when I'm feeling down
I just take my thoughts into the center of town
And Schumacher the Champagne
Never needed good cause to celebrate
Schumacher the Champagne
Might as well be proud of last place

We used to set ourselves on fire
When chemistry was twice a week
And now I pay for it over a counter
Whilst they become fitness freaks

My bad habits are taking over all the good left inside
But I don't get angry when I'm feeling down

I just take my thoughts into the center of town
And Schumacher the Champagne
Never needed good cause to celebrate
Schumacher the Champagne
Might as well be proud of last place
And Schumacher the Champagne
Never needed good cause to celebrate

Oh, take me as I am
Oh, take me as I am
Oh, take me as I am

Or not at all
Or not at all
Or not at all
Or not at all
Or not at all
Or not at all