Not Evil

Not Evil

Not Evil

Oh no, are we in a musical?Oh no, are we in a musical?
Uh, hope notUh, hope not
Hello, friends, my name is Queen Watevra Wa'NabiHello, friends, my name is Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi
Don't worry, I'm totally not one of those evil queensDon't worry, I'm totally not one of those evil queens
You've read about in fairy tales or seen in the moviesYou've read about in fairy tales or seen in the movies
And there's no reason at all to be suspicious of meAnd there's no reason at all to be suspicious of me
Not evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I knowNot evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I know

Not evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I knowNot evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I know
I don't knowI don't know
It's very suspicious that you're leading with thisIt's very suspicious that you're leading with this
I'm so not a villain, I have zero evil plansI'm so not a villain, I have zero evil plans
No ulterior motive, just want to help where I canNo ulterior motive, just want to help where I can
I wanna shower you with giftsI wanna shower you with gifts
'Cause I'm selfless and sweet'Cause I'm selfless and sweet

So there's no reason at all to be suspicious ofSo there's no reason at all to be suspicious of
Queen Watevra Wa'NabiQueen Watevra Wa'Nabi
The least evil queen in historyThe least evil queen in history
And if you do not believe meAnd if you do not believe me
I totally won't imprison your familyI totally won't imprison your family
'Cause that'd be evil and that's so not me'Cause that'd be evil and that's so not me
Not evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I knowNot evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I know
Really? 'Cause I'm getting super evil vibes hereReally? 'Cause I'm getting super evil vibes here

Not evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I knowNot evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I know
Benny, do you like spaceships?Benny, do you like spaceships?
'Cause I think they are great'Cause I think they are great
How'd you know that?How'd you know that?
Loving spaceships is my one defining trait!Loving spaceships is my one defining trait!
Well now, my good friendWell now, my good friend
You can build the spaceship of your dreamsYou can build the spaceship of your dreams
On your very own planet withOn your very own planet with

Your own spaceship-building sceneYour own spaceship-building scene
Come on, do not fall for thisCome on, do not fall for this
Wildstyle!Wildstyle!
Haven't you heard?Haven't you heard?
There's no reason at all to be suspicious of herThere's no reason at all to be suspicious of her
Not evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I knowNot evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I know
Yeah, I know she keeps sayingYeah, I know she keeps saying
That but she's clearly an evil queenThat but she's clearly an evil queen

Not evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I knowNot evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I know
Yar, well, I'm not buyin' itYar, well, I'm not buyin' it
MetalBeard, a pirate without a ship, that's so cruelMetalBeard, a pirate without a ship, that's so cruel
It's like a spider without aIt's like a spider without a
Web or a queen without a foolWeb or a queen without a fool
Even her metaphors are suspiciousEven her metaphors are suspicious
I've got a surprise for youI've got a surprise for you
A planet that's really a pirate shipA planet that's really a pirate ship
And the population: Your crewAnd the population: Your crew

Her story checks out, she's cool, not evilHer story checks out, she's cool, not evil
What about me?What about me?
Unikitty, what's the most glitter you can imagine?Unikitty, what's the most glitter you can imagine?
A lotA lot
Times that by infinityTimes that by infinity
And, BatmanAnd, Batman
Don't even try it, lady, I don't need anythingDon't even try it, lady, I don't need anything
Oh, I know, that's whyOh, I know, that's why
I'm going to give you half of everythingI'm going to give you half of everything
Uh, like everything everything?Uh, like everything everything?

Everything everythingEverything everything
She's rad. This chick gets meShe's rad. This chick gets me
Here's some other adjectivesHere's some other adjectives
People use to describe mePeople use to describe me
Unduplicitous, unmaliciousUnduplicitous, unmalicious
Unconniving, unnastyUnconniving, unnasty
You're clearly just adding 'un'You're clearly just adding 'un'
To words that describe youTo words that describe you
Who? Me?Who? Me?

I'm Queen Watevra Wa'NabiI'm Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi
I never trick people into trusting meI never trick people into trusting me
By hiding my true personalitiesBy hiding my true personalities
So I can use them to accomplish my evil deedsSo I can use them to accomplish my evil deeds
'Cause that'd be evil and that's so not me'Cause that'd be evil and that's so not me
I never cheat, I never bribeI never cheat, I never bribe
I never scheme, I never lieI never scheme, I never lie

And that wasn't a lie whenAnd that wasn't a lie when
I said just now that I never lieI said just now that I never lie
'Cause I never lie and I never'Cause I never lie and I never
Laugh when children cryLaugh when children cry
And I never poison enemies of mineAnd I never poison enemies of mine
And I never cry when I'm alone at nightAnd I never cry when I'm alone at night
'Cause I said: I love my life'Cause I said: I love my life

I'm gettin' off trackI'm gettin' off track
Let me get back to the point I was makin'Let me get back to the point I was makin'
I'm Queen Watevra Wa'NabiI'm Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi
The most least evil person you'll ever meetThe most least evil person you'll ever meet
And if you make eye contact with meAnd if you make eye contact with me
I totally won't have you executed immediatelyI totally won't have you executed immediately
'Cause that'd be evil (Evil)'Cause that'd be evil (evil)
Evil (Evil), evil, and that's so not meEvil (evil), evil, and that's so not me