I Can Swing My Sword

Do you like my sword, sword?
Sword, my diamond sword, sword
You can not afford, 'ford
Ford, my diamond sword, sword
Even if you could, could
I have a patent!

No one else can make a sword
Exactly in this manner, manner
Welcome to manor, manor
I ca-ca-ca canna, canna

Swing, swing, swing my sword, sword
Whenever I get bored, bored
I can swing my sword, sword
I can swing my sword, sword!

Once I hit the floor boards
But I Had it histored
Then it was expensive
But it was a write off!

Swinging in my business
And by that I mean swinging swords
Please do not ignore
Do you like my sword?
Ha!

That was retorical
You know I am oracle
I know you like my sword
It's made of freakin' diamonds

If don't you're lying
But that would be fine
Because it is awesome
And you're probably jealous!

I can swing my sword, sword
Cuz I am the lord, lord
Lord of diamonds swords!