The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me)

El piano ha estado bebiendo (no yo)

The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me)

El piano ha estado bebiendo, mi corbata está dormida
The piano has been drinking, my necktie is asleep
Y el combo volvió a Nueva York, la máquina de discos tiene que mear
And the combo went back to New York, the jukebox has to take a leak
Y la alfombra necesita un corte de pelo, y el foco parece una fuga de prisión
And the carpet needs a haircut, and the spotlight looks like a prison break
Y el teléfono está sin cigarrillos, y el balcón está en la marca
And the telephone's out of cigarettes, and the balcony is on the make
Y el piano ha estado bebiendo, el piano ha estado bebiendo
And the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking...

Y los menús se congelan, y el hombre de la luz está ciego de un ojo
And the menus are all freezing, and the light man's blind in one eye
Y no puede ver fuera de la otra
And he can't see out of the other
Y el afinador de piano tiene un audífono, y apareció con su madre
And the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid, and he showed up with his mother
Y el piano ha estado bebiendo, el piano ha estado bebiendo
And the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking
Como el gorila es un luchador de Sumo crema de hojaldre casper milktoast
As the bouncer is a Sumo wrestler cream-puff casper milktoast
Y el dueño es un enano mental con el coeficiente intelectual de un poste de cerca
And the owner is a mental midget with the I.Q. of a fence post
Porque el piano ha estado bebiendo, el piano ha estado bebiendo
'Cause the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking...

Y no puedes encontrar a tu camarera con un contador Geiger
And you can't find your waitress with a Geiger counter
Y ella te odia a ti y a tus amigos y no puedes ser servido sin ella
And she hates you and your friends and you just can't get served without her
Y la taquilla está babeando, y los taburetes del bar están en llamas
And the box-office is drooling, and the bar stools are on fire
Y los periódicos estaban engañando, y los ceniceros se han retirado
And the newspapers were fooling, and the ash-trays have retired
Porque el piano ha estado bebiendo, el piano ha estado bebiendo
'Cause the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking
El piano ha estado bebiendo, no yo, no yo, no yo, no yo, no yo, no yo
The piano has been drinking, not me, not me, not me, not me, not me