Stronger Than a Housewife

Stronger than a housewife
Smarter than a sky dive
Longer than a med fly
when its time to die

Honest like a charlatan
Emotional like a mannequin
Faithful like a pagan
w hen your soul needs saving

Tie your knots in shoes
Stay I've got booze

Go out with me, pay for the date
Order me a steak, volunteer to drive
Don't try to speak, but tell me that I'm great
better than other guys, would it hurt you to lie?

Dumber than the Weakest Link
Larger than a Shrinky Dink
Smoother than Larry Munson
when it's time to hunker down

Loyal like a cannibal
Clashing like Grr-animals
Untethered like a tether ball
on a tether poll

How can I prove to you
that my intentions aren't true?

It's lonely at the top, its lonely at the bottom
This headache's gotta stop, this heart has gotten rotten
Hopes are gonna drop, your will is misbegotten
the Unskinny Bop was best left forgotten

Stronger than a Housewife