Ginger Vs. Mary Ann

If I had to be stranded on a desert isle
so long as Ginger was there I would surely smile
There would be a few things I'd miss, I guess
but you would never catch me sending out an S.O.S.

Swinging in the hammock, the Professor would be the butt
of our inside jokes about building crap out of coconuts
I'd fix the hut, you'd bring the water
Between pick-up games with the occasional Globetrotter

Globetrotter, Globetrotter... hey hey
Globetrotter, Globetrotter... hey hey
Ginger I'm in love, Ginger I'm in love with you

Almost rescued in May, June, July, December
But I'd never join a club that would have me as a member
Two paths diverge in the wilderness
I'd take Ginger over Mary-Ann, that has made all the difference

Thought I had signed up for a three hour tour

We could build a raft in every episode
I bad mouthed your mom, you didn't have to go
come back to me girl. Or I'll haunt you Flatliner style
Come on, I hate you
you