Welcome To The World

Welcome To The World

Welcome To The World

Jose wonders, why the hell is she in jail?Jóse se pregunta, ¿por qué mierda está presa?
Marky wonders, are the Ramones the shit?Marky se pregunta, ¿si Ramones es la verga?
Pitu is a very Latina marijuana girlPitu es una chica marihuana muy latina
Porky has a cat and his mine dominates himPorky tiene un gato y su mina lo domina
(Porky has a cat and his mistress dominates him)(Porky tiene un gato y su mina lo domina)
I want a president who is not a personQuiero un presidente que no sea una persona
If it's a robot, the crazy guy won't steal from usQue sea un robot así el loco no nos roba
And if you're wondering, why don't I change the notes?Y si te preguntas, ¿por qué no cambio las notas?
If I change them, people won't notice me anymoreEs que si las cambio la pipol ya no me nota
(Because if I change them, people won't notice me anymore)(Es que si las cambio la pipol ya no me nota)

Welcome to the world, to the world very strangeWelcome to the world, to the world muy raro
Welcome to the world, to the world very strangeWelcome to the world, to the world muy raro
Welcome to the world, to the very strange worldWelcome to the world, to the world muy raro
Welcome to the world, to the world weird, weirdWelcome to the world, to the world raro, raro

Tita wonders, why doesn't she have a partner?Tita se pregunta, ¿por qué no tiene pareja?
Five suitors and she doesn't even noticeCinco pretendientes y ella no se da ni cuenta
Mars has stolen money from an old womanMarte se ha robado el dinero de una anciana
And in the other corner, just junkies shitting themselvesY en la otra esquina puros Yonkis que se cagan
(And in the other corner, just junkies shitting themselves)(Y en la otra esquina puros Yonkis que se cagan)
I'm looking for a new world where people don't deceive meBusco un mundo nuevo en que no engañen
With taxesCon impuestos
Where the corrupt oneDonde el que es corrupto
Be in jail, not in heavenEsté en la cárcel, no en el cielo
So many internet users humiliated by a prizeTantos cibernautas humillados por un premio
And people with no rhythm thinking they're making it beautifulY gente sin ritmo creyendo que lo hacen bello
(And people with no rhythm thinking they're making it beautiful)(Y gente sin ritmo creyendo que lo hacen bello)

Welcome to the world, to the world very strangeWelcome to the world, to the world muy raro
Welcome to the world, to the world very strangeWelcome to the world, to the world muy raro
Welcome to the world, to the world very strangeWelcome to the world, to the world muy raro
Welcome to the world, to the world weird, weirdWelcome to the world, to the world raro, raro

We are deceived, dominated, censoredEstamos engañados, dominados, censurados
If we say anything, they hit us with a stickSi decimos algo nos golpean con un palo
Boobs and butts are constantly appearing on TikTokTetas, culos en TikTok salen todo el rato
And if you masturbate, they say that makes you badY si te masturbas dicen que eso te hace malo
(And if you masturbate, they say that makes you bad)(Y si te masturbas dicen que eso te hace malo)
The last verse of the song has arrivedEl último verso de la rola ha llegado
You might be thinking, why the hell is this weird?Estarás pensando, ¿por qué chucha esto es extraño?
The thing is, if you don't adapt, they cut off your handsPasa que si no te adaptas te cortan las manos
Welcome to the world, to the world very strangeWelcome to the world, to the world muy raro
Welcome to the world, to the world very strangeWelcome to the world, to the world muy raro

Welcome to the world, to the world very strangeWelcome to the world, to the world muy raro
Welcome to the world, to the world very strangeWelcome to the world, to the world muy raro
Welcome to the world, to the world very strangeWelcome to the world, to the world muy raro
Welcome to the world, to the world weird, weirdWelcome to the world, to the world raro, raro
Welcome to the world, to the world very strangeWelcome to the world, to the world muy raro
Welcome to the world, to the world very strangeWelcome to the world, to the world muy raro
Welcome to the world, to the world very strangeWelcome to the world, to the world muy raro
Welcome to the world, to the world weird, weirdWelcome to the world, to the world raro, raro