Dirty Little Old Brown Jersey Cow

There's something wrong with Rosabella
She's in a rut
and the grass ain't doing her good
the only problem is she's overcome by sorrow
but it might be better tomorrow

dirty little old brown jersey cow
she's just a little cow

Rosie's bored cow disease
Is spreading like cancer
No one knows how
No one's got the answer as to why
Poor Rosie isacow

Don't be sad or sorry
Don't be sad
Don't you worry
Don't be sad
You're better off than Rosie
Don't be sad at all