7 Things (Parody)

Ouch..ouch..ouch..
It's time for me say this, adressing all your guys
Except for all the drag queens,who deserve a nobel prize
But the straight guys they don't realize
What we go trough everyday,and it's a lot
Now it's time for all us females to remind you
Just in case,you all forgot
The 7 things guys don't have to do
Shave the legs, give birth, aunt flow
Wear skirts, wax armpints
Hey, it's hurt!
Wear pantyhose and paint your toes too
High heels pluck brows, skip meals
Count pounds some girls have to carry heavy mound
We're way past 7 know but i keep go anyhow
Uncomfy thongs, tight bras, tampons
Blow our money on beauty salons
Flat iron burns and healt concerns
From hair die fumes
And the reason whay we do this crazy things
That we do.. is we do it for you