To Annoy

Every single person on the face of the earth was put here with a plan
You might not see that so clear yourself yet, but I know someone that can

He doesn't live that far from me
but you've got to understand
We're all part of a conspiracy
and he knows about our plan

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To annoy the man living upstairs from me
To annoy the man, man and his wife
To annoy the man living upstairs from me
To destroy their quiet life

Whether it's the smell of my cooking
or the sound of the phone
Is it the way that I'm looking
or just the fact that I am home

Whether they laugh or shout at the end of the street
The telly is on too loud or the hallway's not kept neat

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Every single person has doubts from time to time, and everyone knows fear
Sometimes life's wonderful, sometimes not worth a dime but you always have a floor on which to press your ear

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To annoy the man living downstairs from you
To annoy that man, man or his wife
To annoy the man living downstairs from you
To destroy..

Well however you look on things and life, remember what I've told you here.
According to some man and his wife
your bigger goal is clear

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To destroy their quiet life