Como Los Monos de Gibaltrar

Like the Monkeys of Gibraltar

Como Los Monos de Gibaltrar

If she's tall, blonde and her name is GasparSi es alta, rubia y se llama gaspar
If that's what her ID and her mom saySi así lo dice el carné y su mamá
If the commissioner says it's fineSi el comisario dice que bueno
But that she's not a social dangerPero que no es peligro social
Since she was little, she was very personalDesde pequeño fue muy personal
She wouldn't even cut herself with glassNo se cortaba ni con un cristal
She loses herself in gestures, she's an open bookLe pierde el gesto es un libro abierto
Otherwise, she's a piece of cake.Por lo demás es un trozo de pan.

Being the son and grandson of a military manSiendo hijo y nieto de militar
Fate wanted this special test for himQuiso el destino esta prueba especial
His mother says that's his hairLa madre dice que así es su pelo
And when she saw him completely waxedY cuando le vio el depilado integral
She could never recoverNunca se pudo recuperar
She doesn't know what to talk about with her friendsCon las amigas no sabe qué hablar
His father is all unrestEl padre es todo desasosiego
They don't really know what could have gone wrong.No saben bien lo que pudo fallar.

Like the monkeys of GibraltarComo los monos de gibraltar
They cover their eyes so as not to lookTapan los ojos para no mirar
They cross their fingers, they ask the skyCruzan los dedos le piden al cielo
For a divine lightning to make him normal again.Que un rayo divino le vuelva normal.
Like the monkeys of GibraltarComo los monos de gibraltar
They cover their eyes so as not to lookTapan los ojos para no mirar
When they see him going down the streetCuando le ven como baja a la calle
Holding onto the waist like a sea arm.Agarrado del talle hecho un brazo de mar.

If she's tall, blonde and her name is GasparSi es alta, rubia y se llama gaspar
And she's at the age to start flirtingY está en edad de empezar a tontear
Let's see who can stop herA ver quién pone puertas al campo
Suddenly one day she wants to get marriedDe pronto un día se quiere casar
That if the registry, her identityQue si el registro que su identidad
Is a burden and she wants to change itEs una losa y la quiere cambiar
They rent an apartment, move inQue alquilan piso, se meten dentro
And she's going to study to become an officer.Y va a estudiar para ser oficial.