I Love Cats

I love cats, so much more than I love humans
They're adorable, hilarious, and not one of them is republican
I love cats, so much more than I love humans
They're not racists, anti-vaccines, homophobic little bastards

A cat is a perfect friend which to waste the day
Lazing away on a sunny afternoon
When someone's in your face, spitting conspiracy
There's just one thing that you should do

Sing I love cats, so much more than I love humans
They're adorable, hilarious, and not one of them is republican
I love cats, so much more than I love humans
They're not racists, anti-vaccines, homophobic little bastards

I love cats
I love cats
I love cats

They might keep you up at night
But they will never take your human rights

I love cats, so much more than I love humans
They're adorable, hilarious, and not one of them is republican
I love cats, so much more than I love humans
They're not racists, anti-vaccines, homophobic little bastards

I love cats
I love cats
I love cats
Meow!