From Father To Son

[spoken answering machine recording:]
let me tell you something, i just sat here thinking about your comments. i'll fucking tell you anything i wanna tell ya; if you were in front of me right now i'd smack ya. don't tell me about a hard day, cause you dont even know what a hard day is you little fuck! don't you ever talk to me that way again. and when you learn how to apologize, you call me back. goodbye!
[repeated 3 times]