La Gorda y La Flaca

The Fat One and The Skinny One

La Gorda y La Flaca

Gentlemen, from the songs, from Miguelón's songsSeñores, de las canciones, de las canciones de Miguelón
This theme is called The Fat One and The Skinny OneEste tema se llama La Gorda y La Flaca
Canelin, gets the people to dance, saysCanelin, saca la gente a bailar, dice

Ha-ha-ha!¡Há-há-há!

We loaded the cooler in the CheyenneSubimos la hielera en la Cheyenne
On the radio, we called some girlsPor radio, le marcamos a unas plebes
Some contacts of Flaco's buddyUnos contactos del compa Flaco
My buddy Güero was happyMi compa Güero se puso contento

We left, we were going 100 miles per hourSalimos, íbamos a 100 por hora
My skinny friend, how are the girls?Mi flaco, ¿qué tal están las morras?
Well, what can I say, the honest truthPues que te digo, la mera neta
On Facebook, they looked like pussiesEn el Facebook se miraban cajetas

(Was it Facebook, Miguelón?)(¿Era Facebook, Miguelón?)
(It was Tinder!)(¡Era Tinder!)
(Tinder!) (Yes, sir)(Tinder!) (Yes, sir)
(Come on, old man, crazy)(Anda, viejo, loco)

We continued, I felt distrustSeguimos, yo sentía desconfianza
We arrived at their houseLlegamos por ellas hasta su casa
They seemed happy and flirtatiousParecían alegres y jaladoras
One was skinny and the other fatUna era flaca y la otra gorda

I said: Well, Flaco, what's up?Le dije: Pues, Flaco, ¿qué te pasa?
There are 2, for 3 it's not enoughSon 2, pa' 3 no nos alcanza
He said: Buddy, pay attentionMe dijo: Compa, ponga atención
One of the girls counts as twoUna de las morras se cuenta por 2

We all got in the CheyenneSubimos todos en la Cheyenne
Oh well, we were already hotNi modo, ya andábamos calientes
We put ice in the coolerEchamos hielo en la hielera
And the 2 girls in the trunkY a las 2 morras en la cajuela

We left burning rubber like crazySalimos bien machín quemando llanta
Suddenly, I saw the fat one cryingDe pronto, vi a la gorda que lloraba
Because it turns out that, during the ridePorque resulta que, en la paseada
A gust of wind blew the skinny one awayA un golpe de viento, voló la flaca

We went back on the road to find herVolvimos por el camino a buscarla
There was no way to find herNo hubo manera de encontrarla
The poor fat one, inconsolableLa pobre gorda, desconsolada
Drank beer to forget herTomaba cerveza para olvidarla

The fat one cleared out the coolerLa gorda arrasó con la hielera
And we went to drop her off at her houseY fuimos a tirarla hasta su casa
When we arrived, what a surprise!Cuando llegamos, ¡vaya sorpresa!
The skinny one was covered in dirtEstaba la flaca bañada en tierra

The skinny one was very upsetLa flaca estaba muy molesta
The fat one, seeing her very happyLa gorda, al verla muy contenta
My buddy Flaco told them: If there's a chanceMi compa Flaco les dijo: Si hay chanza
Next week, we'll have a rematchLa otra semana, nos dan la revancha