LIFE IS PUKE (20,000)

Okay, so, you guys are assholes
I did not think this was gonna get 20000
And uh, everyone is so mad at me
Aw man, I hope you guys like this shit
Like, at least a little bit

Um, I'm so tired, I'm jet-lagged
Like, I don't even know if like Dra-
Like, maybe Drake gets 20000 retweets
I'm gonna go look at Drake's Twitter
Man, wait, why can't I find it?

Ah, Drizzy, I'm sorry
Yo, straight up, Dr-
Drake doesn't even get 20000 retweets
This is crazy
Yeah dude
I need to go to bed, so bad
Oh this part- this part's really pretty though
Check it

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