While You Were Sleeping

Hector's bloodied an semen soaked carcass has bits of mulch stuck to it
You go have a nigh nigh's mate
Blowing and flicking the pieces of mulch off
Then Hector is carefully put in the bag
Light's on

Steve has just been called out to work (tree over powerline)
When he's on call he can make pretty good money
Sure he misses out on the odd piss up with his mates when he's on call
But he and Beth are saving up for their first home

Steve's SS Ute drives off into the night
Slipping through the side gate
Steve has left the laundry door wide open
Creeping through the old house just as quiet as a mouse

Standing in the doorway softly whispering as Beth sleeps
How you doing? Tell your mum I said hi!, tell Steve I'll kick his teeth in
I want that cunt dead

Pulling his erection out of his undies and softly thrusting against her lips
Oh, that feels so good, you dirty girl, now it is your turn, Beth
Forcing her legs open
He grabs the dolphin torch out of his bag and has a squiz
She coughs and cum billows out of her flaps
Cascading down to an unkempt knot
Firm licks, soft chews, matted pube fondu

Beth moans and starts waking up
Oh, Steve, babe, please don't stop
LOL, it's not Steve you fuck stick
Beth cops a fatal beating
3AM Steve returns to find his girlfriend's body next to Hector?
Flying out of the wardrobe old mate smashes Steve to death
Then he bums the absolute shit of the poor bugger