Knuckles chomping to find
A vacant fever
It's haunting your eyes
Taste, too dull to describe
No course of action
No voice on the line

Spellbound like Hocus Pocus
Five seconds of punctured focus
Check the watch
Know your time is precious
Now you can hang up the phone
Once you've got the message

So eat it up
When they say so, baby
I know it's gonna drive you wild
Just turn it on
It's such a freak show, baby
Petit joie de vivre, alright

Cult status
Bought it for a song
One jillion people
They cannot be wrong
Needle in the haystack
Pain in my ass
Slick walk-through the scene
Like you're skipping class

So eat it up
When they say so, baby
I know it's gonna drive you wild
Just turn it on
It's such a freak show, baby
Petit joie de vivre, alright

Metropolitans taking trips to the country (wow)
Culture smorgasbord defunct your personality
Take a mental picture like a psycho on vacation (click)
Freak 99, you're so sophisticated

So eat it up
When they say so, baby
I know it's gonna drive you wild
Just turn it on
It's such a freak show, baby
Petit joie de vivre, alright