Martes 13 B

Tuesday 13 B

Martes 13 B

But what a shitty dayPero que día de mierda
And the sky all cloudyY el cielo re nublado
And I wantedY yo que tenía ganas
To go out and soak up the sunDe salir a tomar Sol

Plus the neighbor's dogEncima el perro de al lado
Crossed over to my yardSe me cruzo para el patio
It tore openMe rompió la bolsa
The garbage bag and also a couchDe basura y también un sillón

My sister's pussyLa concha de mi hermana
What happened?¿Qué pasó?
And who is this?¿Y esta quién es?
WhatWhat

A woman with red eyesUna mujer con ojos rojos
Says that I killed myselfDice que yo me maté
That I went back in time and I don't know whatQue volví en el tiempo y no sé qué
Nah, it can't beNah, no puede ser

Let me go backDejame volver
I'll take care of that wolty wellQue yo me encargo de ese wolty bien
But he refused to do it and sent me to heavenPero se negó a hacerlo y me mandó al cielo
For being a good beingPor ser un buen ser

Dude what the fuck is thisWacho qué mierda es esto
Is this really heaven?¿En serio esto es el cielo?
They mess with your head so muchTe comen tanto la cabeza
That you think it's goodQue pensás que es bueno

There are different heavens hereAcá hay distintos cielos
They're like seven floorsSon como siete pisos
And they send me to the first one?¿Y a mí me mandan al primero?
Suck my sausage!¡Chúpenme el chorizo!

The floor here isn't made of clouds like they told meAcá el piso no es de nubes como me contaron
And on top of that, it's really rainingY encima está lloviendo posta
They really screwed me overEs que me re cagaron
I see Jesus in the distanceVeo a Jesús a lo lejos

What's up Jesus titanQue hacés Jesús titán
Nothing, see if you can help me, dudeNada, a ver si me ayudás boludo
I have a problemTengo un problema
They sent me here to the first floorA mí me mandaron acá al primer piso

And IY yo
I'm a little bit betterYo soy un poco más bueno
I didn't do anything wrong, you knowNo hice nada malo viste
I think I should be a bit higherCreo que tendría estar un poco más arriba
What's the deal?¿Cómo es la onda?

And things aren't as you want them, woltyY la cosita no es como vos querés wolty
Here there are placesAcá hay lugares
Where each human belongsEn donde corresponde cada humano
There are floors and on the first floorHay pisos y en el primer piso

There are tiny peopleEstá la gente pequeñita
Like youComo vos
But well, that meansPero bueno, eso significa
You're here foreverQue estas acá para siempre

Bam! I smashed his head¡Pla! Le rompí la cabeza
I have him kneeling, now who prays to me?Lo tengo arrodillado ¿ahora quien me reza?
Jesus behave well princessJesús portate bien princesa
And don't get too smart because now you're my preyY no te pases de piola que ahora sos mi presa

I stole his clothes and left him tied upLe robé la ropa y lo dejé atado
I shaved his beard and put it on me, of courseLe afeité la barba y me la puse a mí, claro
Dressed as Jesus and with luck on my sideVestido de Jesús y con la suerte de mi lado
I start walking towards the sacred gateEmpiezo a caminar a dónde está el portón sagrado

I reached the doorLlegué a la puerta
Leading to the second floorQue da al segundo piso
The guards didn't say anything if I'm Jesus ChristLos guardias no dijeron nada si soy Jesucristo
As soon as you pass, you feel the different airNi bien pasás ya sentís el aire distinto

I climb the stairsSubo la escalera
While, damn, I have a tintoMientras, trasca, tomo un tinto
Crazy, what a weird TuesdayLoco que raro martes
ExtravagantExtravagante

I have to rest for a momentTengo que descansar por un instante
There are several floors aheadQuedan varios pisos por delante
But I'm tired, this is heavyPero estoy cansado esto es pesado
It's stressfulEs estresante

HeyChe
I better rest a bitMejor descanso algo
And tomorrow I'll continue this JesusY mañana sigo este Jesús
He's an idiot, he didn't even learn a littleEs un boludo ni aprendió un poquito

I don't know who I'll come acrossNo sé con quién me cruce
But it'll be a chickPero va a ser pollito
And that fucking woltyY ese wolty hijo de puta
I see him and I'll apply itLo veo y lo aplico