Sábado 17

Saturday 17

Sábado 17

With the world destroyed and nothing to doCon el mundo destruido y sin nada que hacer
I start walking calmly and watch the sunriseMe pongo a caminar tranquilo y veo el amanecer
I wasn't lucky enough, I can't go backNo tuve suerte suficiente, ya no puedo volver
I have the time machine ready, a coal, a shitTengo la máquina de tiempo echa, un carbón, una shit
It wasn't working anyway, I'm thirsty, buddyIgual no andaba, tengo sed, pana

I go out for a walk, kilometers of nothingSalgo a caminar, son kilómetros de nada
I see a lagoon, I approach to drink waterVeo una laguna, me acerco pa' tomar agua
A crocodile comes out and tears off both my legsSale un cocodrilo y las dos piernas me las arranca
I start crawlingMe empiezo a arrastrar
I have to escapeTengo que escaparme
This damn crocodile is going to kill meEste cocodrilo hijo de perra va a matarme
He starts getting closerSe empieza a acercarse
I'm going to carbonize himVoy a carbonizarle
I aim with my arm and lose it in that moment (yoh)Le apunto con mi brazo y lo pierdo en ese instante (yoh)
Without an arm and two legs, I started bleeding immediatelySin un brazo y sin dos piernas, al toque empecé a desangrarme
While he was eating me, nothing could save meMientras que me comía ya nada podía salvarme
I lost consciousness and he finished devouring mePerdí la conciencia y termino de devorarme
I knew I was dead when I got upSupe que estaba muerto cuando volví a levantarme

I couldn't survive in a tunnelEn un túnel sobrevivir no pude
I feel energetic presences that are uncommonSiento unas presencias energéticas que son pocos comunes
A woman with red eyes and blue wings approached meSe me acercó una mujer ojos rojos y alas azules
Saying she's in charge of whether my soul goes up or downDiciendo que es la encargada de si mi alma baja o sube
Before she said a word, she started explaining to meAntes que diga una palabra, me empezó a explicarme
That when I killed myself, that Wolty came hereQue cuando me mate a mí mismo, ese Wolty vino acá
They sent him straight to heaven and I have to go downLo mandaron directo al cielo y yo tengo que bajar
For self-murder and breaking the temporal rulesPor auto asesinato y romper las reglas temporal

I started falling, falling and waiting for meEmpecé a caer, caigo y esperándome
Was the guy with the knife laughing at meEstaba el guacho del cuchillo riendo mirándome
He tied my hands and feet, stabbing meMe ató de manos y pies estuvo apuñalándome
He said: Little quince, who's going to cut who now?Me decía: ¿membrillito ahora quién lo corta a quien?
A man behind him approaches, well dressedUn señor de atrás de él se acerca, muy bien vestido
With a crazy smile he said: Let me, this one is mineCon una sonrisa loca dijo: Deja que este es mío
The guy ran away and he stared at meEl guacho salió corriendo y este mirándome fijo
He said: I've been waiting for you, I have a plan for you sonDijo: Te he estado esperando, tengo un plan para vos hijo
He started telling me he was the owner of hellMe empezó a contar que era el dueño del infierno
But he was pissed off with the people from heavenPero estaba recaliente con la gente del cielo
That they never let him go and treated him like a dogQue nunca lo dejaban ir y lo trataban como un perro
They sent him all the bad onesLe enviaban todos los malos
And kept the good onesY se quedaban los buenos
That wasn't the deal, they had scammed himQue ese no era el trato que lo habían estafado
That the God everyone prays to was an arrogant jerkQue al Dios que todos le rezan era un cobani agrandado
If you see he never does anything crazy for the human worldSi ves que nunca hace nada loco por el mundo humano
He spends his time high because we don't matter to himSe la pasa falopiado porque un huevo le importamos
He convinced me, buddy I'm going to help youMe convenció, guacho te voy a ayudar
You just have to tell me what you'll needSolo tienes que decirme que vas a necesitar

He said: There's only one way but it can go wrongDijo: Solo hay una forma pero puede salir mal
I said I don't care, little devil, with you thereYo le dije no me importa diablito, con vos allá
Just that day there was a meetingJusto ese día había una reunión
That happens every thousand years to choose a new GodQue se da cada mil años para elegir un nuevo Dios
Obviously it's rigged and you'll never winObviamente es arreglado y nunca vas a ganar vos
But that was the moment to mess with the bossPero ese era el momento para chicotearlo al boss

We arrived at the meeting, I introduced myself as his slaveLlegamos a la reunión, me presento como su esclavo
At the head, God smoking a huge cigarEn la cabecera, Dios fumándose tremendo habano
The devil gave me a special knife to kill himEl diablo me dio un cuchillo especial para matarlo
I just have to wait for the signal and do itSolo tengo que esperar que me dé la señal y lo hago

Tick tock, I stand behindTic tac, me pongo detrás
The devil stands up strong and starts shoutingEl diablo se levanta fuerte empieza a gritar
When everyone is distracted, I grab his neck and bamCuando todos se distraen le agarro el cuello y zaz
God's head in my hands, perfect planLa cabeza de Dios en Mis manos salió, perfect el plan
All hell breaks loose, everyone wants to kill meSe armó la hecatombe todos me quieren matar
But the devil protects me and lets them harm mePero el diablo me protege y deja que me hagan mal
I can defend myself too and with this knifeYo también sé defenderme y con este cuchí más
We start killing angels leaving them behindEmpezamos a matar ángeles dejándoles atrás
Situation under controlSituación controlada
Now the devil is GodAhora el diablo es Dios
He gave me his place for helping him outMe cedió su lugar por ayudarlo en to'

He said: Go to hell and control itMe dijo: Anda al infierno y controlarlo vos
We'll be in touch because we're brosQue vamos a estar en contacto porque somos bros
What a weird Saturday!Yo, ¡qué sábado más raro!
I hope there's something to smoke down hereEspero que por acá bajo haya para fumar algo
I want to relax after this long dayQuiero relajarme luego de este día largo
Don't come bother me, buddy, see you in a whileNo vengan a molestarme guacho nos vemos en un rato