potatoになっていく (Becoming Potatoes)

Becoming French Fries

potatoになっていく (Becoming Potatoes)

Can't save no scrubs in the bullpen
もう救えないスクラブばかりのブルペンじゃ
mou sukuenai sukurabu bakari no burupen ja
Cheap youth, no tears, nothing at all
ちゃちな青春も涙もそれすらないもんな
chachi na seishun mo o namida mo sore sura nai mon na
Can't even laugh at a comedy scene
そうとうに笑えないコメディのワンシーンもままならない
soutou ni waraenai komedi no wanshiin mo mamanaranai
Just mixing cold chowder, that's life
冷たいチャウダーをただ混ぜ合わしたさもそんな人生さ
sameta chaudaa o tada mazeawashita sa mo sonna jinsei sa

How long should we pretend we don't see the fruit of our misplaced buttons?
かけ違えたボタンの実りをいつのいつまで見ぬふりしようか
kakechigaeta botan no minari o itsu no itsu made minu furi shiyou ka
No suitable performance specifications
相応しい公演の仕様もないな
soukai kouben no shiyou mo nai na

Accidentally ran into a fire, threw in some oil
たまたま火事場に逃げ込んで養われと油を放り込んで
tamatama kajiba ni nigekonde yokare to abura o hourikonde
Life, plans, all turning into potatoes
生活も計画も全部がポテトになっていく
seikatsu mo keikaku mo zenbu ga potato ni natte iku
Bubbling, tomorrow foaming, eyes rolling back, boiling in water
ぐつぐつ明日が泡吹いて白目のままに湯であがって
gutsugutsu ashita ga awa fuite shirome no mama ni yude agatte
Victory, success, all turning into potatoes
勝利蔵成功法全部がポテトになっていく
shouraizou seikouhou zenbu ga potato ni natte iku

Let's all mess around, melt the future into a mess
このままみんなでひたり散らかしてドロドロに未来を溶かして
kono mama minna de hitari chirakashite dorodoro ni mirai o tokashite
Let's crumple up in this kind of life
そんな暮らしのままでクシャクシャになっていこうぜ
sonna kurashi no mama de kusha kusha ni natte ikou ze

No time left for us, ugly but no rights
もう時間がない我らに見苦だけど権利などない
mou jikan ga nai warera ni mikudasu kenri nado nai
Booing that used to be shameful is now a medal
うぞうもうが発したブーイングも今なら勲章さ
uzoumuzou ga hasshita buuingu mo imanara kunshou sa
Can't laugh appropriately, everyone has to say it
相応に笑えない誰だってそう言わざるを得ない
soutou ni waraenai dare datte sou iwazaru o enai
Tangled up like a fool, just turning into butter
バカのひとつ覚えのように絡まわってただバターになっている
baka no hitotsu oboe no you ni karamawatte tada bataa ni natte iru

Didn't intend it to be like this at first, won't anyone believe me?
はじめはこんなつもりじゃなかった誰か信じてくれやしないか
hajime wa konna tsumori ja nakatta dareka shinjite kureyashinai ka
No room for regrets at all
一切、反省の余地はないが
issai, hanshou no yochi wa nai ga

Throwing firewood here as if nothing happened
あたかも何も知らぬ顔でここぞと焚き木を投げ込んで
atakamo nani mo shiranu kao de koko zo to takigi o nagekonde
Life, plans, all turning into potatoes
生活も計画も全部がポテトになっていく
seikatsu mo keikaku mo zenbu ga potato ni natte iku
Nicely browned, tomorrow fully cooked, burning so high can't see
こんがり明日が煮えきって姿見えぬほど燃え上がって
kongari ashita ga niekitte sugata mienu hodo moeagatte
Victory, success, all turning into potatoes
勝利蔵成功法全部がポテトになっていく
shouraizou seikouhou zenbu ga potato ni natte iku

Let's all mess around, melt the future into a mess
このままみんなでひたり散らかしてドロドロに未来を溶かして
kono mama minna de hitari chirakashite dorodoro ni mirai o tokashite
Let's pretend it's all faint in that bowl
そんなボウルの中で薄らしいだとかしようぜ
sonna bouru no naka de usabarashi da toka shiyou ze
Let's crumple up in this kind of life
そんな暮らしのままでクシャクシャになっていこうぜ
sonna kurashi no mama de kusha kusha ni natte ikou ze