You've Never Had Chocolate Like This

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You've Never Had Chocolate Like This

El taxista no paroSo the taxis never stop
La chica no aceptoThe girls think you're a flop
El frío a tu edad ya te pegoYou're wet and cold, you're getting old
Tu estima se ahogóYour confidence is shot!

Y cuando a ti te venWhen people look at you
Te miran con desdénThey seem to look straight through
O como algo apestosoOr like you're something brown
Marrón que hay en el antenThey found upon the bottom of their shoe

Parece de sazónBut this should lift the gloom
Mi jirafa macarronMy giraffe milk macaroon
Te encantará y saldras volandoJust take a chance and you'll be dancing
En otra direcciónTo a different tune!

Tu no eres inferiorGoodbye to feeling small
Te quitará el temorAnd frightened of it all
Con esto sentirásJust eat a few of these
Que eres grande y mejorAnd you'll be feeling ten feet tall!

Chocolates hayWell there's chocolate

Y mejores hayAnd there's chocolate
El de Wonka tu confianza chocoelevaráOnly Wonka's makes your confidence sky-rocke-let!

Mira lo que traigo para tiPut your hand into your pocke-let!
Chocolate Wonka ya está aqui!Get yourself some Wonka chocolate!

¿Beso con amor?Madam, just one kiss?

Por favor!Yes please!

Es la verdad nada hay igualYou've never had chocolate like this!

Es la verdad nada hay igualNo, we've never had chocolate like this!

¿Ya probaste el nuevo?Have you tried his new one?
NoNo!
¡Ay! en serio es especialOh you've got to have a go!

Comiendo uno el showJust pop one in and everything
Será comedia MusicalBecomes a Broadway Show!

Lo que te va a asombrarThe news that makes you gasp
O te hace carcajearThe jokes that make you laugh
Lo que dirás y lo que harás será coreografearAll that you say and do all day will be choreographed!

Mucho no hay que cortarLost your hair, can't think where?

Mi cabeza va a brillarFeeling fairly bare up there

Solución te voy a darDon't despair I come prepared
Mi eclair de efecto capilarBehold my hair repair éclair!

Con mezclas de vainillaIt's made from ground vanilla
Importada de ManilaFrom the markets of Manila
Si comes más de tres terminaras como gorilaTake heed eat more than three and you'll end up like a gorilla!

Chocolates hayWell there's chocolate
Y mejores hayAnd there's chocolate
El de Wonka te hará un chocobailarínOnly Wonka's makes you rock around the clock-elet!
Mira lo que traigo para ti Chocola...Put your hand into your pocke-let! Get yourself—
¡Ay parecen el festín!Oh put a sock in it!
Voy a investigarMake sure they're all frisked!

Dime piensas que nada hay igualHave you ever had chocolate like this?
¡Es la verdad nada hay igual!I've never had chocolate like this!
Mira lo que traigo para ti, ¡Chocolate Wonka ya esta aqui!(Never had chocolate)
Mira lo que traigo para ti, Chocolate Woo(Never had chocolate like this)

Consonantes hayWell there's literate
Y vocales hayAnd illiterate
Ahora léeme la palabraCan you tell me what this word is?

¿Qué idioma es?Not a bit of it!

La A es estaWell that's a vowel
La otra es la TAnd that's a consonant

¿Qué es qué?What's that now?
No, yo no quiero TéYou're talking nonse-nence!

Esto va muy malI should call it quits!

Pues nunca hubo venta igualBut you've never sold chocolate like this!

Chocolates hayWell there's chocolate

Y mejores hayAnd there's chocolate!

El de Wonka las ganancias va a ¡Chocoafectar!Only Wonka drives a hole right through our profi-lets!

Si no lo detenemos yaIf we don't get on top of this

¡Se acabó!We'll go bust!

¡Choco-calamidad!Choc-apocalypse!

Este es el finalWe'll cease to exist!

Señores! Es la verdad nada hay igualBut fellas, you've never had chocolate like this!

¡Si! Es la verdad nada hay igualNo! We've never had chocolate like this!

Chocolates hay (Chocolates hay)Well there's chocolate (well there's chocolate)
Y mejores hay (y mejores hay)And there's chocolate (and there's chocolate)

Solo el mio es el que te chococasaráOnly mine will find you buying wedding frocke-lets!

Funcionó, nos casamosWe have just tied the knot
Y Chocolate Wonka nos unióAnd it's all because of Wonka's chocolate!
¡Que gran felicidad!Off to a life of bliss!

Es la verdad nada hay igualYou've never had chocolate like this!

¡Si! Es la verdad nada hay igualNo, we've never had chocolate like this!

Dime ¿piensas que nada hay igual?Have you ever had chocolate like this?

¡Si! Es la verdad, nada, ¡Si!No, we've never had chocolate, no
Es la verdad nada hay igualWe've never had chocolate like this!