Assholes

Careful, you idiot
I said across her nose, not up it

Sorry, sir. Doing my best

Who made that man a gunner?

I did, sir
He's my cousin

Who is he?

He's an Asshole, sir

I know that
What's his name?

That is his name, sir
Asshole, Major Asshole

And his cousin?
He's an asshole too, sir
Gunner's mate, First Class, Philip Asshole
How many assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?
Yo!

I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes
Keep firing, assholes

I'm surrounded by assholes

Keep firing, assholes [3x]

I'm surrounded by assholes