Que Problema Tan Berraco

What a Damn Problem

Que Problema Tan Berraco

Walking down the streetCaminando por la calle
I always go out to workSiempre salgo a trabajar
I met a hot chickMe encontré una mamacita
With no minutes to callSin minutos pa' llamar

She told me she's a prepaidMe dijo yo soy prepago
And I ran out of minutesY me quedé sin minutos
I looked at her dismayedLa miré desconsolada
And with tremendous attributesY con tremendos atributos

And like a good ColombianY como buen colombiano
One who knows how to helpDe los que saben ayudar
I said if she doesn't mindLe dije si no le molesta
I'll lend her my phoneYo le presto el celular

I accompanied her homeLa acompañé hasta la casa
In case someone robbed herDe pronto me la robaban
And she thanked meY me dijo agradecida
Saying she'd give it back the next dayQue al otro día me lo daba

To come by in the afternoonQue pasara por la tarde
Not accompanied by anyoneQue no fuera acompañado
And since I'm a good personY como soy buena gente
But also sharpPero también avispado

I took the fool from the townMe llevé al bobo del pueblo
In case something strange happenedPor si pasaba algo raro
And I gave him a couple of signsY le dije un par de señas
So the fool would warn mePa' que el bobo me avisara

If the stew heats upSi se calienta el sancocho
He shouts for the policeMe grita la policía
Those are the two key wordsSon las dos palabras claves
If my woman arrivesSi llega la mujer mía

The stew heated up (yes sir, now yes)Se le calentó el sancocho (si señor, ahora si)
The police arrived (run then, I saw it)Le llego la policía (corra pues, que lo vi)
The fool from the town was shouting (he was telling me, he was telling me)Gritaba el bobo del pueblo (me decía, me decía)
But I didn't understand him (oh no, son)Pero yo no le entendía (ah no mijo)

I peeked out the windowMe asomé por la ventana
To see what was happeningA ver lo que sucedía
There was the fool from the townEstaba el bobo del pueblo
My woman and a police officerMi mujer y un policía

He was shouting like crazyLes gritaba como un loco
That they were going to kidnap meQue me iban a secuestrar
That a very pretty ladyQue una dama muy bonita
Stole my phoneSe me robo el celular

I peeked out the windowMe asomé por la ventana
To see what was happeningA ver lo que sucedía
There was the fool from the townEstaba el bobo del pueblo
My woman and a police officerMi mujer y un policía

He was shouting like crazyLes gritaba como un loco
That they were going to kidnap meQue me iban a secuestrar
What a damn problemQue problema tan berraco
Is that the fool misunderstood meEs que el bobo me entendió mal

The stew heated up (yes sir, now yes)Se le calentó el sancocho (si señor, ahora si)
The police arrived (run then, I saw it)Le llego la policía (corra pues, que lo vi)
The fool from the town was shouting (he was telling me, he was telling me)Gritaba el bobo del pueblo (me decía, me decía)
But I didn't understand him (what a damn problem)Pero yo no le entendía (que problema tan berraco)

The stew heated up (yes sir, now yes)Se le calentó el sancocho (si señor, ahora si)
The police arrived (run then, I saw it)Le llego la policía (corra pues, que lo vi)
The fool from the town was shouting (he was telling me, he was telling me)Gritaba el bobo del pueblo (me decía, me decía)
But I didn't understand himPero yo no le entendía