Roast Yourself Challenge

Roast Yourself Challenge

Roast Yourself Challenge

Hello, my name is Yoselinn HoffmanHola mi nombre es Yoselinn Hoffman
Princess, blonde, snobbyPrincesa, rubia, mamona
With a hoarse voiceCon voz de fresa gangosa
I speak like a bus driverYo hablo como microbusero
What's up, you damn assholes, subscribe to my channelQue pedo pinches culeros, suscribanse a mi canal
Pinocchio or fly nose maybeNariz de pinocho o de mosco tal vez
I would have operated my boobs tooMe hubiera operado las bubis también

I never thought about itNunca lo pensé

I'm angry, very judgmentalSoy enojona, muy juzgona
Proud to deathOrgullosa a morir
Mom fighting for 3 dogsMamá luchona de 3 perros
Stop peeing, SteewyDeja de mear Steewy
I feel like the bestMe siento la más buena
For going to the gym for two monthsPor ir dos meses al GYM

I'm the bipolar girlfriendSoy la novia bipolar
Everyone annoys meTodos me cagan

I read comments from youStoppers a ustedes yo si los leos
I don't even pay attention to the hatersA los Haters yo ni los pelo
Give it a likeYa denle like
Or I'll curse youO los puteo
They say I criticize and that's the truthDicen que critico y eso es muy neta
That I think I'm perfectQue me creo las mas perfecta
That I don't investigate before speakingQue no investigo antes de hablar
I recorded with Caeli andGrabe con Caeli y
Now I'm a hypocriteAhora hipócrita soy
I look like a ghost becauseParezco un fantasma por lo
I'm so paleBlanca que soy
I sing really well even if itCanto bien fregón aunque se
Sounds like crapEscuche culero

I'm conceited, very judgmentalSoy presumida, muy juzgona
Proud to death, I hateOrgullosa a morir, odio
My brother for being messyA mi hermano por manchado
I have to admit itLo tengo que admitir
The crazy dog ladyLa loca de los perros
Who makes them talkQue los hace hablar

Honestly, I used auto-tuneLa neta si use auto-tune
I don't give a damnMe vale madres