Besame Remix (Bhavi, Seven Kayne, Milo J, Ysy A, Tiago Pzk, Khea, Neo Pistea) (Parodia Oficial)

Kiss Me Remix (Bhavi, Seven Kayne, Milo J, Ysy A, Tiago Pzk, Khea, Neo Pistea) (Official Parody)

Besame Remix (Bhavi, Seven Kayne, Milo J, Ysy A, Tiago Pzk, Khea, Neo Pistea) (Parodia Oficial)

Why does a Bolivian always sell fruit?¿Por qué siempre vende fruta un boliviano?
Is it a coincidence or are they planning something?¿Es casualidad o están planeando algo?
Stop it, daddy, don't hit meBasta, papi, no me pegues
That excites me more than it hurtsQue me excita más de lo que duele

Weigh, weigh my dickPesa, pésame la chota
I don't know if you knew thatNo sé si lo sabías vos
That football is similar to table footballQue el fútbol se parece al metegol
Great data, broDatazo, bro

There is a ladybug on the windowHay una mariquita en la ventana
I shouted it loud to see if they heard meLo grité fuerte a ver si me escuchaban
And I forgot that the neighbor is a painY me olvidé que la vecina es un traba
I jumped into the well, alone and face downMe tiré al pozo, solito y de cara

I'm going to die, my sister's shellVoy a morir, la concha de mi hermana
If my head explodes by tomorrowSi mi cabeza explota para mañana
Tell my mother that her son loves herDecile a mi madre que su hijo la ama
Ah, really high dramaAh, re alto drama

Sometimes I go cross-eyed, manA veces me pongo bizco, che
With me you are protected, heyConmigo estás protegido, ey
Because with one eye I see, heyPorque con un ojo miro, ey
And with the other one I watch, heyY con el otro vigilo, ey

Then they can't steal from youEntonces no te pueden robar
And you can keep your moneyY tu plata podés conservar
Unless there is a packA menos que haya una manada
Blacker than Obama, they chase you and catch you without escapeMás negros que Obama, que te corran y te alcancen sin escape

I've been wanting a toast for a long timeHace-hace tiempo que quiero un tostado
I put it on the grill, it was all burntLo puse en la plancha, quedó to' quemado
It's all stuck, nothing comes outQuedó to' pegado, no me sale nada
I fail at everything, that's why nowYo fracaso en todo, por eso es que ahora

I never fall in love, but I saw youNunca me enamoro, pero te vi
And my chot* stopped, sorry, I control myselfY se me paró el chot*, sorry, me controlo
I got lost and then I complain that I'm aloneMe desubiqué y después me quejo de que estoy solo
It's very easy to suck, it sounded really bad, just in case, no homoEs muy fácil chupar, sonó re mal, por las dudas no homo

Leave-leave me the alcoholDéja-déjame el alcohol
It's mine, let it go, you bastardEs mío, soltálo, cabrón
I give Ron a sip of rum aloneLe doy un trago de ron solo a Ron
I want nougatQuiero turrón

My girlfriend behaves badlyMi novia se porta mal
Because she scratched my dick with her nailsPorque me rasguñó con las uñas la verga
I won't do them to you anymoreYo no te las hago más
May God bless you, because you screwed me upQue te la pague Dios, porque me hiciste mierda

She even got angryElla encima se enojó
He blamed me and didn't want to give me the buttsMe echó la culpa y no me quiso dar las nalgas
The eggplant bleeds meLa berenjena me sangra
Guacho, I have a pain in the assGuacho, me duele una banda

I was having a really bad time, the alarm went offLa pasaba re mal, salta la alarma
From the emergency, I touch a bald spotDe la emergencia, toco una calva
I speak without speaking, zero consciousnessHablo sin hablar, cero conciencia
I don't understand my verse, I'm a plantNo entiendo mi verso, soy una planta

What's up with the filling?¿Qué onda el relleno
What do I throw at the bars?Que tiro en las barras?
I got really drunk, drinking a FantaMe puse re en pedo, tomando una Fanta
My body is made of excrement (oh-oh-oh-oh)De excremento es mi cuerpo (oh-oh-oh-oh)

I'm Dora the Explorer-drug, but worseSoy Dora la Explora-droga, pero peor
I was taking care of a lady and I lost herCuidaba a una señora y se me perdió
He took a vehicle and escaped from meTomó un vehículo y se me escapó
If anyone finds it, please send the locationSi alguno la encuentra, mande ubicación
He has a poncho and a bruise on his eye, it wasn't meTiene un poncho y en el ojo un moretón, no fui yo

Believe me, believe meCréanme, créanme
I didn't break his face this timeYo no le rompí la cara esta vez
Only once because it made me polentaSolo una vez porque me hizo polenta
And I said to him: Crazy, and I didn't know what to doY yo le dije: Locro, y no supe qué hacer

Why do I clarify it if it gets dark afterwards?Para qué lo aclaro si después oscurece
I gave myself away, I'm going to hellMe delaté solo, me voy al infierno
Maybe I'll die if I open my eyesCapaz que safo si abro los ojitos
I make them teary and act a little tender, oh-oh-ohLos pongo llorosos y me hago un poco el tierno, oh-oh-oh

Take-take me to prisonLleva-llevame a prisión
I can't stand the pressureNo puedo aguantar la presión
I also want to grab the soapAdemás quiero agarrar el jabón
Better not, oh-oh-ohMejor no, oh-oh-oh

Friend, a man died yesterdayAmigo, ayer se murió un men
So I went as an intruder to seeEntonces fui de intruso a ver
And I laughed, I really screwed upY me reí, la re cagué
It wasn't stupid, I was uncomfortableNo fue de gil, me incomodé

And you waited for me, baby, eh-ehY me esperaste a mí, bebé, eh-eh
She plays tough and challenges me, ahSe hace la dura y me desafía, ah
The one who doesn't kiss me and doesn't look at me, ahLa que no me besa y no me mira, ah
But he comes home and forgets, ooh-uh-uhPero llega a casa y se le olvida, ooh-uh-uh

It is only motivated by attitudeSóla se motiva, en actitud
It climbs up on me like a loopSe me sube arriba como en loop
A devil moodUna diabla mood

What are you flashing, YSY?¿Qué flasheás, YSY?
You had to appear on the remixTenías que aparecer en el remix
Not in this shitty parodyNo en esta poronga de parody
And on top of that you really screwed up the entryY encima me re cagaste la entrada

I don't forgive you, fool, you owe meNo te la perdono, tonto, vos me la debés
Cook me those gnocchiCociname esos ñoquis
Come on, fatso, they come out deliciousDale, gordo, que te salen riquís
Let's not ignore each otherNo nos vayamos a desconocer

Hey, Andrés came to meEy, me vino el Andrés
It's the end of the month, if I'm not a womanYa es fin de mes, si no soy mujer
How can this be? I can't understand¿Cómo puede ser? No puedo entender
Why did I bleed? Maybe I'm an alien, yeah-yeah¿Por qué yo sangré? Capaz que soy alien, yeah-yeah

Whistle, ah-ah-ahPito, ah-ah-ah
Oh, slowlyAy, despacito
I think about it and I get excitedLo pienso y me excito
I'm already wet, the drool came off meYa estoy mojadito, la baba me quito

I want the little one inside the little oneQuiero el chisito adentro del chiquito
Avocado in the stew is exquisitePalta en el guiso te queda exquisito
From the boneless one I'll get cheese for youDe la sin hueso te saco quesito
I'm bathing with pigs, always in the countrysideEstoy bañándome con cerdos, siempre en el campito

When you spoke to me, I almost vomitedCuando me hablaste, casi vomité
Flies raise you as their babyLas moscas te crían como su bebé
You give off a perfume that is impossible to smellLargás un perfume imposible de oler
You're like your old lady after running, babySos como tu vieja después de correr, nene

I also dreamed about her yesterdayAyer también soñé con ella,
But you can't say what we didPero no se puede decir lo que hicimos
Out of respect for youPor respeto a ustedes
I'll just say number 69Solo diré el número 69

Give my grandfather some medicine, he's having convulsionsMédicalo a mi abuelo, está convulsionando
I want to see the Rambo movieQuiero ver la peli de Rambo
I got carried away, I accidentally touched myselfMe cebé, sin querer me toqué
And I finished more than three secondsY acabé más de tres segundos

It's very long, I leftEs muy largo, me fuí
Towards a tree over thereHacia un árbol por ahí
Hold my dick, I don't knowSostenéme la pichi, no sé
Peeing aloneHacer solito pis

Derra-I spilled the cookDerra-Derramé la coc'
I'm going to Moe's TavernVoy a la taberna de Moe
To forget that my uncle gave mePara olvidar que mi tío me dió
And I liked itY me gustó