I Made a Song Out of YouTube Comments, pt. 5

I got scared so I hid in my fridge (my fridge)
She ate my glizzy with a fork (with a fork)
I just mowed the lawn with my fridge (mowed my lawn)
My mom just said I'm adopted (I'm adopted)
I pet my cat weight my pillow (meow)
I got rabies from a hobo (a hobo?)
My girl look like a crab (a crab?)
I saw a lizard do the dab (do the dab?)
I pet my cat weight my pillow (meow, meow)
I toasted the Pop-Tarts in the oven (Pop-Tarts?)
I ate all the fat off my stomach (fat)
I ate a frog and now I'm a princess (a princess?)
Dora gave me a lap dance (she did?)
My girl said my dick look like a branch (it do?)
I thought she was Spanish but she was French (she french?)
I just ate some gum off a bench
I just remixes with Stray Kids (I made a song out of YouTube comments, Pt. 5)