La Incogible

The Unknowable

La Incogible

Today I woke up wanting to write a song for himHoy me desperté con ganas de escribirle una canción
To the uncatchable, to the uncatchableA la incogible, a la incogible
She wasn't very beautiful or anything great, but for no reasonNo era muy hermosa ni gran cosa, pero sin razón
It was uncatchable, it was uncatchableEra incogible, era incogible

We tried the good wayProbamos por las buenas
By paying himCon pagarle
By showing him the dickCon mostrarle la poronga
And even with love (pa, pai-rai-rai-rai-rai)Y hasta con amor (pa, pai-rai-rai-rai-rai)

We tried without prideProbamos sin orgullo
No bullshitSin chamuyo
And hiding him in the weedsY escondiendole en los yuyos
The dildoEl consolador

We tried breaking into him in large numbersProbamos irrumpiendole de a muchos
In the house at nightEn la casa por la noche
We tried alcohol (pa, pai-rai-rai-rai-rai)Probamos con alcohol (pa, pai-rai-rai-rai-rai)

We tried with a kid who was cuteProbamos con un pibe que era lindo
And with the story that the end of the world has already arrivedY con el cuento de que el fin del mundo ya llegó

We tried a chota in his presenceProbamos una chota en su presencia
As an example of scienceComo ejemplo de la ciencia
But he didn't believe (no, no, no, no, no, no)Pero no creyó (no, no, no, no, no, no)

We tried with marriage promisesProbamos con promesas de casorio
With the bride and groom's nonsenseCon pavadas de los novios
But it didn't catch (no, no)Pero no agarró (no, no)

We tried telling him to start with the assProbamos con decirle que empezara por el culo
Which is certainly safer and betterQue sin duda es más seguro y es mejor

We tried some threatsProbamos con algunas amenazas
To tell what happens to him on televisionDe contar lo que le pasa por televisión

We tried a surprise orgyProbamos con una orgía sorpresa
With a couple of old whores in his room (pa, pai-rai-rai-rai-rai)Con un par de putas viejas en su habitación (pa, pai-rai-rai-rai-rai)

We tried giving him a stuffed cockProbamos regalandole una verga embalsamada
To see if it would loosen his heartPara ver si le aflojaba el corazón

We tried to fuck a bumProbamos con cojernos a un linyera
So that he would feel sorry for himPara que le diera pena
But it didn't work (no, no, no, no, no, no)Pero no funcionó (no, no, no, no, no, no)

We tried with posters, with bannersProbamos con afiches, con pancartas
And even with the serenade: GatheringY hasta con la serenata: Recogiéndonos

We tried betting on it with a shotProbamos apostándole un garchazo
That he didn't smoke ten cigarettesQue no fumaba diez fasos
And he smoked them (pa)Y se los fumó (pa)

We tried a puppet showProbamos con un show de marionetas
They fucked like athletesQue garchaban como atletas
The entire functionToda la función

We swear that by that refusalJuramos que por esa negativa
We cut the stripNos cortábamos la tira
And he didn't care (no, no, no, no, no, no)Y no le importó (no, no, no, no, no, no)

We did it with the witch of the jungleLe hicimos con la bruja de la selva
A 'I want cock' spell that didn't work (no, no)Un hechizo 'quiero verga' que no resultó (no, no)

We gave it to the aunt, to the sisterLe dimos a la tía, a la hermana
To the cousin, to the sister-in-lawA la prima, a la cuñada
To the neighbor and the maid (ma ma)A la vecina y la mucama (ma ma)
Also to the godmother, to the friendsTambién a la madrina, a las amigas
And to a grandmother who was screwing because she wasn't given anythingY a una abuela que jodía porque a ella no le daban

We tried cloning it to give it without touching itProbamos con clonarla para darle sin tocarla
But the priest of the church refusedPero el cura de la iglesia se negó
(Pa pai-rairairairai)(Pa pai-rairairairai)
We tried hypnosisProbamos con hipnosis
With magic, with therapyCon la magia, con terapia
And with the guarangas potions of loveY con las pócimas guarangas del amor

We tried putting the cock in his mouthProbamos apoyandole la chota en la boca
To see if he would be tempted but no (no, no, no, no, no, no)Para ver si se tentaba pero no (no, no, no, no, no, no)
We spoke with the mother and the fatherHablamos con la madre y con el padre
They said we were rightQue decían que nosotros teníamos razón

Time passed and each oneEl tiempo pasó y cada uno
He continued on his waySiguió por su camino
And no one else saw herY nadie más la vio
Sometimes, when someone askedA veces, cuando alguno preguntaba
We invented destinations for himLe inventabamos destinos
And we forgot about her againY volviamos a olvidarla

I don't even know how much time had passedNo se ni cuanto tiempo había pasado
But one day I meet her on Libertador StreetPero un día me la encuentro por Libertador
I had another hairstyle, a skirtTenía otro peinado, una pollera
Black glasses and a film cameraLentes negros y una cámara de filmación

As soon as he looked at meEn cuanto me miró
We hugged like two strangersNos abrazamos como dos extraños
They ask for forgivenessQue piden perdón
We agreed to meet that nightQuedamos esa noche en encontrarnos
To see if we did somethingPara ver si haciamos algo
But he didn't call, no no noPero no llamó, no no no

And today I woke up wanting to write a song for him (this song)Y hoy me desperté con ganas de escribirle una canción (esta canción)
To the uncatchable, to the uncatchableA la incogible, a la incogible
She wasn't very beautiful or much of anythingNo era muy hermosa ni gran cosa
But without reason, without reasonPero sin razón, sin razón
It was uncatchable, it was uncatchableEra incogible, era incogible