Short Dick Man (feat. Gilette)

Ah, ah
Ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah
Ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah

Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Iny, weeny, teeny, weeny
Shriveled little short dick man

Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want

What in the world is that thing?
Do you need some tweezers to put that little thing away?
That has got to be the smallest dick
I've ever seen in my whole life

I have ever seen in my whole life
Get the fuck outta here!
Iny, weeny, teeny, weeny
Shriveled little short dick man

Don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want
Don't want
Don't want
Don't want
Don't want
Don't want

Uh! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh!

Isn't that cute? An extra belly button?
You need to put your pants back on, honey
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Iny wee, iny wee, iny wee
Iny wee, iny wee, iny wee
Iny wee, iny wee, iny wee
Iny wee, iny wee, iny wee
Iny wee, iny wee, iny wee

Iny, weeny, teeny, weeny, shriveled little short dick man
Pobre, pobrecito
Que diablo es eso?
Pobre, pobrecito, pobre, pobrecito
Qué, qué, qué, qué, qué diablo es eso?

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't