Police

So i met these two girls they both like squirrels. i asked them out, they said no doubt. so i take them to the mall and shoot a few spitballs. i think they hate me as i went down the hall. so when i went home i found out i aint got no phone. so i went to a phone booth met a guy think he should die. he kicked me and punched me, oh darn! so he says don't be hatin'!
So i call the police go 911 they come over, i love the whole bunch. they helped me they rescued me wow i'm alive. save me from vengeance or i will be deprived.
I get a hold of my girlfriends, lina & tiff, i tell them i gotta go in a jiff. they just hand up. i guess they want my money. they aint no honey. the next day i rob their bank i get arrested, but i just told them ill give you some money.
So i call the police go 911 they come over, i love the whole bunch. they helped me they rescued me wow i'm alive. save me from vengeance or i will be deprived.
I have been in jail for 50 years now i got out now i'm the freddy kruger for my girlfriends. i hope they don't doubt