St. Homewrecker

It's that time of year, yeah, yeah, yeah
Filled with Christmas cheer
I may be getting old
But I'll get my man this year
I don my ranger mask and yeah, yeah, yeah
Paint my face a'gold
Raise my armpits in the air
Yeah, death to mr. Cringle

I want to kill santa claus!
I want to kill father x!

Flashback in the kitchen
Where I saw my mommy and
A bearded man kissing, yeah
Cheating on my old man now
My blood boiling now inside
I grip the gun behind the tree
I come around the corner and
Suddenly I see

Ho ho ho ho!
(Run, rabbit)
Merry Christmas, everybody!
(Run, rabbit)

Run, rabbit, run!

Godammit!
He got away again
But I'll be waiting patiently
Come this time next year
Every December I hear the song
Of mommy cheating with santa claus
Gunna rid the world of that
Homewrecker because

I want to kill santa claus!
I want to kill father x!
I want to kill santa claus!
I want to kill father x!