They Call Me Bisquatch

They call me Bisquatch
They call me Bisquatch
Not to be confused with Bitch, Bizmo, or John
They call me Bisquatch
Yeah, I'll dress from head to toe in blue
And I can barely tie my shoes
I've got my pride
Most the time
But I still drink my wine
I don't know why
I guess you hate this song
That's why they call me Bisquatch
They call me Bisquatch
They call me Bisquatch
If you decide to ever rewrite this song
Or call me a "spat"
Well, I'll kiss you upside the cranium with my aluminum baseball bat
They call me Bisquatch
They call me Bisquatch
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They call me Bisquatch