I Am The Mystic

I'm a street spy, I'm a Spanish fly
I'm coarse, thorough, and a sensitive bastard
I'm always a pig in a lady's company
I drive away suckers standin' on the corner
I'm a diamond throat of the local pub
My sister's got deviations, I know it well
I'm seducing blondie without any difficulties
I always drink brandy on a friday night
I'm the loudest screamer at the boss's party
I spend long hours with my black partner
I am a rattlesnake, I crush my victims
I'm the cheapest model in the porno magazines
I am the mystic
I am the one
I'm killin' cops - He's dropping out!!!