London bouncers this is for you
We don't like the things you do
London bouncers love their power
Turn a good evening really sour

London bouncers are bully boys
Breaking bones like they were toys
London bouncers full of abuse need only the slightest excuse

Don't accuse me of being petty
When these people overact their roles
They've been known to kill a man
Don't forget poor Henry Bowles

London bouncers antagonise
Lay their bait for you to rise
London bouncers love their chores
Beat you up behind closed doors

London bouncers feel they've a right
Push you around spoil your night
London bouncers got a heavy hand
They're the same all over the land