Comediantes de Velorio

Wake Comedians

Comediantes de Velorio

Lady look, we were hired for a gig hereSeñora mira esq nos contrataron para un toque aca
A gig?Un toque?
We are AlcolirykozNosotros somos alcolirykoz
How could you think of that?? Don't you see this is a wake?Ps como se les ocurre?? No ven q esto es un velorio?
The first ones to come play at a wakeLos primeros q vienen a tocar a un velorio
Ah ah they won't put that dead person on meAh ah a mi no me van a echar ese muerto encima
And charge me that moneyY a cobrarme esa plata

Ladies and gentlemen, we come from the fifth cornerSeñoras y señores venimos desde la quinta porra
They told us there was a party but I see we arrived at the wrong timeNos dijeron q habia una fiesta pero veo q llegamos a mala hora
The band has the instruments insideLa banda lleva adentro los instrumentos
If the deceased doesn't like this, it must be because I don't rap for the deadSi esto no le gusta al difunto debe ser q no hago rap para muertos
Dying to live the Carlton danceMuertos de ganas de vivir el el dan carlton
Luxury is not that big a deal, it's for fools, forget the cryingEl lujo no es para tanto es para tontos olviden el llanto
Death doesn't offer discountsLa muerte no hace descuentos
Alcolirykos maybeAlcolirykos depronto
Making your girlfriend dance wasn't in the contractLo de hacer bailar a tu novia no estaba en el contrato
That's why we're like dogs in churchPor eso nos va como a los perros en misa
Difficult task to say what they don't want to hear and expect a smile in returnDifícil tarea decir lo q no quieren oir y esperar a cambio una sonrisa
If you let us, we are willing to disappoint all those who dreamed of us before the coffin fallsSi nos dejan estamos dispuestos a decepcionar a todos los que nos soyan antes de q caiga la caja

Take a look at my group's resumeÉchale un vistazo a la hoja de vida de mi grupo
We love the purity of the classicAmamos la pureza de lo clásico
And black humor for mourningY el humor negro por aquello del luto
We are the opposite of 50 cent, periodSomos todo lo contrario a 50 cent y punto
He is a group full of diamondsEl es un grupo lleno de diamantes
We are a rough diamondNosotros somos un diamante en bruto

May your music rest in peace, my deepest condolencesQ en paz descanse tu música mi mas sentido pésame
If you see that I'm starving to rap the way I want, let meSi ven q me estoy muriendo de hambre por hacer el rap que quiero déjenme
We were the opening act for Method ManFuimos teloneros de method man
We got into a roller carEntramos en un carro de rodillos
And pushing the same car, we left on foot, amenY empujando el mismo carro nos fuimos a pie amén

Let's pray for the souls in torment of those who keep trying to hit by making club rap, for girls (I said)Oremos por la almas en pena de los q siguen buscando pegar haciendo rap de discotecas, pa' nenas (he dicho)

My orchestra fasting and the moon so fullMi orquesta en ayunas y la luna tan llena
We are the crickets of the neighborhoodsSomos los grillos de las comunas
In a corner drowning sorrowsEn una esquina ahogando las penas
I am in favor of the Sawn street styleSoy partidario de la gamineria sawn
A fan of underground rapHincha del rap underground
Let Chis Pum die, long live James BrownQ se muera el chis pum, q viva james brown

Askap directs the cinematic orchestra, plays the violaAskap dirige la orquesta cinematica, toca la viola
While my rap violates everything it touches, ladyMientras q mi rap viola todo lo q toca, señora

They haven't seen us, they haven't seen usNo nos han visto, no nos han visto
If they saw us, how much they would have given usSi nos vieran cuanto nos hubieran dado
They haven't seen us, they haven't seen usNo nos han visto, no nos han visto
If they saw us, how much they would have stolen from usSi nos vieran cuanto nos hubieran robado

They haven't seen us, they haven't seen usNo nos han visto, no nos han visto
If they saw us, how much they would have given usSi nos vieran cuanto nos hubieran dado
They haven't seen us, they haven't seen usNo nos han visto, no nos han visto
If they saw us, how much they would have stolen from usSi nos vieran cuanto nos hubieran robado

Excuse me, am I here painted or whatOiga esq yo estoy aquí pintada o que
Abusive, how dare youAbusivos como se les ocurre
Ah ah and what about dancingAh ah y q fuera q se bailara
But they come to liven this up instead of bringing a mariachiPero vienen a animar esto en vez de haber traído un mariachi

Look ma'am, I know I'm late but hurry upVea doña se q llego tarde pero afan note
As always, such poor attention but for deathComo siempre la atencion tan pobre pero por morte
This is the prayer the deceased needsEsta es la oracion q el difunto necesita
Because more than this wake selling tickets, no one resurrectsPorq mas q este velorio venda entradas nadie resucita

This tragic comedy that predictsEsta trágica comedia q pronostica que
That you have to buy the merits they don't give youTengas q comprar los méritos q no te den
And unless I observe conveniencesY a no ser de q conveniencias yo observe
Everyone will be right, no one loses hereTodos tendrán la razón aquí nadie pierde

To this sack of bones full of years and a drop without flavorA este costal de huesos lleno de años y una gota si sabor
The future was about to come and it never appeared hereEl porvenir estuvo por venir y aquí nunca apareció

We brought the honesty of the deceived but namelessTrajimos la honestidad del engañado pero sin nombre
Now everyone takes the blame that suits them bestYa cada cual coge la culpa q mejor le corresponde
Get up Lazarus or pick up your shameless faceLevántate lázaro o recoge tu cara sin vergüenza
English is not the cure, but you get to the point where you prayEl ingles no es la cura, pero llegas al punto de q le rezas
Welcome parishioners to the suicide boxBienvenidos feligreses al palco de los suicidios
I prefer anonymity to giving rap bad addressesPrefiero el anonimato q darle al rap malos domicilios

Ranking Cantin pass me, no one is calmRanking cantin pásame q nadie esta tranquilo
We ask for more events, a video and they give a bad gamePedimos mas eventos, un vídeo y dan un mal partido
May what is truly felt rest in peaceQ en paz descanse lo q verdaderamente se siente
And here it is forbidden to speak ill of a deathY aquí es prohibido hablar mal de una muerte
Even the fool is luckyHasta el guevon tiene suerte

Keep the compliments in a coffin thinking it was a lockerGuarda los elogios en una ataúd pensando q era un locker
They entrust that to the authorityLe encargan eso a la autoridad
So they can as always make a mistakePara q como siempre se equivoque
Who are they, who sent them, what are they here for?Quien son, quien los mando, a q vienen?
I imagine they came to steal because they don't have the face of singersMe imagino q a robar porq de cantantes cara no tienen

One day they will take the remains of that supportA ese apoyo algún día le sacaran los restos
Here remains the satisfaction that music to which we lend ourselvesAcá queda la satisfacción q la música al cual demos presto
Silence, those outside of this were more attentive (Aranjuez)Silencio, q los ajenos a esto estuvieron mas atentos (aranjuez)
And I forgot to collect the account for whom this concert wasY yo olvide recoger la cuenta de para quien fue este concierto

They haven't seen us, they haven't seen usNo nos han visto, no nos han visto
If they saw us, how much they would have given usSi nos vieran cuanto nos hubieran dado
They haven't seen us, they haven't seen usNo nos han visto, no nos han visto
If they saw us, how much they would have stolen from usSi nos vieran cuanto nos hubieran robado

They haven't seen us, they haven't seen usNo nos han visto, no nos han visto
If they saw us, how much they would have given usSi nos vieran cuanto nos hubieran dado
They haven't seen us, they haven't seen usNo nos han visto, no nos han visto
If they saw us, how much they would have stolen from usSi nos vieran cuanto nos hubieran robado

Ehh these rappers if notEhh esq estos raperos si no
Isq Alcolirykoz!Isq alcolirykoz!
Shaved-head shamelessCabeza-rapaos descarados