I'd Sell My Soul

I'd sell my soul
I'd sell my soul for a hot cappuccino
I'd sell it for a Lucky Strike
Cancer as a side, and I don't even smoke
I would

I'd put my dignity on eBay
And start the bid on
The bargain of five bucks
I don't give two fucks

And I won't settle for less
No, I'm no beggar
No offense, honey
You're just no better

(You can sign right here)

No, I put no price on lives
But souls you can buy
Through a handshake or a good ol' nod
If you mind the germs

I'd seal the deal and confirm in a firm gesture
Ensuring my body language transmits no regret
Whatsoever

I'd sell it, all right
Just keep the receipt in my hand
In case I change my mind
You say you're fine
You think you ain't the same
You even

Dare think you've got no blame
But I know just what you'd do
What you'd do for your five of fame

But you won't settle for less
No, you're no beggar yeah
No offense honey
We just can't help it, can we?

To be honest, it's mostly to outsource
My freedom of choice to someone else as
As of late, I've fucked up so many times
And they always get louder and louder, yeah