The Cannibal Hiking Disaster

I took a trip with Jed my pal
went to France the mountain snow
There was sky the sun was low
I could feel the dark below
Pitched the tent we took the rope
attached it to a friendly slope
There's no water there I hope
there's no water there I hope

Jed he fell he called my name
I just stand I don't again
See his face in my dream now
see his face as I looked down
Oh where you are oh why'd' you call?
My oh my I have to fall
Down the face to help with Jed
he was there no pulse he's dead

Oh what I do? I'm cold I'm wet
I'm in the tent, I'm in the tent
How d'you stop from losing it
It was just an accident
Tried to hike and get some help
ankles hurt like nothing else
Waiting for some help to come
hoping that I'll see the sun

I start to think I'm surely doomed
got no water got no food
This for me must be the end
maybe I should eat my friend
I took a strip off of his thigh
a muscley bit I start to fry
In my Trangia from my pack
suddenly I heard a gasp

Jed was up and on his feet
I couldn't move I couldn't speak
He knows of what I tried to eat
he was not dead he was asleep
How d'you explain to your best pal
that you've become a cannibal?
We made it out all safe and sound
three weeks later we were found

I took a trip with Jed my pal
went to France the mountain snow
There was sky the sun was low
I could feel the dark below