(She's) Too Drunk to Fuck

She wants no dinner in the candle light
That's not the way she likes to spend the night
She likes to drink - any booze will do
She will out drink me and she will out drink you

She's laughing and screaming
Her face is bleeding
'Cause she fell down the stairs
There's puke on her shoes
and you can ask her if she cares

All I ever wanna dooooooo
is to pass out with you

I put my head down on her chest
Just to make sure that she's not dead
Unconsciousness is how she likes it best
I sense some selfdestructivenessss

She don't give a shit... She will spit
On your Aerosmith CD's
And she will piss on your
daddy's Volvo's front seat

Pass out with you