Seems like everybody's on my back
Making' fun and saying wisecracks
Because my man is twice my age
They say he's got one foot in the sling
And the other one in his grave

They say I can't be for real
When I brag about the way he makes me feel

This old man with the young ideas
Unbelievable, the way that he makes me feel
This old man with the young ideas
Everything about the man is so for real

Now when we go out
He hops around on a stick
But when we're making love
I have to beg the old gentleman to quit
I don't know where he get all his energy from
But what other man have do
He always get the job done

Friends think I'm jokin', I can't be for real
When I brag about the way he makes me feel

This old man with the young ideas
Unbelievable, the way that he makes me feel
This old man with the young ideas
Everything about the man is so for real

They say I'm going with him
Just for his money
But with his old age pension
He can barely keep a little milk and honey
He's old in age but his heart is still young
He knows the techniques lots of men are yet to learn

Friends think I'm jokin', I can't be for real
When I brag about the way he makes me feel

This old man with the young ideas
Unbelievable, the way that he makes me feel
This old man with the young ideas
Everything about the man is so for real