Whatever You Wanna

This is bar is barely picturesque
The bouncer talked straight to my chest
But you pull me in, and I forget what happened
We take a table at the back
Between the drunks, their lungs all black
You buy my beer, and they call you old-fashioned
Why you laughing, baby?

I will go wherever you wanna
I'll become a champion runner
Follow like a dog in the summer
I will go wherever you wanna
I will do whatever you wanna
Down another round, then another
Scream to karaoke Madonna
I will do whatever you wanna

The streetlights go at 5 a. M
But you and I are sat on this bench
Debating who would make a better boxer (da-da-da)
Well, you say you, and I say me
But we both know you bruise easily
I throw a hook, pretend to call the doctor
Here's my offer, baby

I will go wherever you wanna
I'll become a champion runner
Follow like a dog in the summer
I will go wherever you wanna
I will do whatever you wanna
Down another round, then another
Scream to karaoke Madonna
I will do whatever you wanna

I will go wherever you want me
Long-haul flights to stupid new countries
I will be whoever you dare me
Rita, Tina, Sandra, or Mary
I will do whatever you want to
Read my lines, and say them all on cue
I will do it just 'cause I want to
I will do it just 'cause I want you