Soren's Song (feat. John Hodgman)

Gary may seem scary but he's a swell guy
Sally, dilly-dallies, but give her credit, she tries
They might look the same to the untrained eye
But that's a lie and so I say

(Ugh, I can't say it)

I haven't had luck with humans
They can be so unkind
But lend a hand to an Enderman
Soon you'll find you have a Friender-man

As long as you never look them in the eye
You'll never have to say

(Oh, this is proving difficult)

What's the end if not a new beginning?
Sunset precedes sunrise
And so I say, with tears in my eyes
Farewell

(What is it? Oh, the singing or the dancing? Uh, it's both isn't it?)