Juan El Golosina

Juan The Sweet Tooth

Juan El Golosina

This is the story of Juan The Sweet ToothEsta es la historia de Juan el Golosina
Who loved cooking when he was youngQue de pequeño le gustaba la cocina
They gave him tanks and soldiersLe regalaban tanques y soldados
But he preferred to style his hair a thousand waysY él prefería hacerse mil peinados
In school, they called him a cowardEn el colegio le llamaban el gallina
Comparing him to Chinese vasesLe comparaban con jarrones de la China
He heard a firecracker, thought it was a bombOía un petardo, creía que era una bomba
And with a scream, he jumped ropeY dando un grito, saltaba a la comba
His father was really fed upA su padre le tenía muy quemado
Didn't like that he was effeminateNo le gustaba que fuera amanerado
His belt would embarrass himSu cinturón le sacaba los colores
When little Juan imitated Lola Flores.Cuando Juanito imitaba a Lola Flores.

Juan The Sweet ToothJuan el Golosina
Walks through life, works in a cabaretCamina por la vida trabaja en cabaret
He's a free man and people already love himEs un hombre libre y la gente ya le quiere
Just the way he is (REPEAT)Tal y como es (BIS)

He grew up, went to the military poor thingSe hizo mayor, a la mili se fue el pobre
He was happy alone with so many menEra feliz él solo con tanto hombre
He became a 'turuta' to play a trumpetSe hizo turuta pa tocar una trompeta
Did guard duty with his flower and combHacía la guardia con su flor y su peineta
He came to Madrid chasing his artistsVino a Madrid persiguiendo a sus artistas
Finally lost sight of his fatherA su padre por fin le perdió de vista
And by the afternoon, he had put on his robeY por la tarde ya se había echo la toga
To work at Pasapoga at nightPa por la noche trabajar en Pasapoga
And came the change and the defeat of the fascistY vino el cambio y la derrota del fascista
And finally managed to be an artistY por fin consiguió ser un artista
And with Tejero, fell into a deep comaY con Tejero cayó en un profundo coma
And woke up inflated with siliconeY despertó inflado por la silicona

Juan The Sweet ToothJuan el Golosina
Walks through life, works in a cabaretCamina por la vida trabaja en cabaret
He's a free man and people already love himEs un hombre libre y la gente ya le quiere
Just the way he is (REPEAT)Tal y como es (BIS)