Hernie Dans Un Voyageur Chagrinant

Swarthy men at war with nature
Wearing slutty furs and leather
Camping in all kinds of weather
Looking forward to their future!
Sweaty bearded voyageurs!
But lifting canoes isn't easy
Especially when your bowels are greasy!
The voyageur's Achilles heel
The overworked stomachal wall!
Severe discomfort! Voyageurs!
All heroes in some way are weak
Our voyageur has sprung a leak!
Eschewing that abominable truss
His abdominal defect turned gangrenous!
Shitty leaking voyageurs!
Fifty percent of voyageur deaths
Are the result of lifting trademark heft!
Respect yourself and take it easy!
Especially if your bowels are greasy!
Happy healthy voyageurs!