Me cago

I shit myself

Me cago

I run to the bathroom, as a fart warned meVoy al baño corriendo, pues un pedo me avisó
that the poop is coming.que se viene la cacona.
With chorizo and blood sausage, beers and wine,De chorizo y morcilla, bordolinos y birra,
my ass betrays me.mi culo me traiciona.
Oh, I'm shitting, I'm shitting!Ay que me cago, me cago!
Oh, I'm shitting! I'm shitting myself!Ay que me cago! encima me cago!
Oh, I can't make it, I can't make it!Ay que no llego, no llego!
Oh, I can't make it! I can't make it to the bathroom!Ay que no llego!, al baño no llego!
I barely make it to the bathroom, damn it's occupied,Llego al baño de milagro, puta madre está ocupado,
I shout, open up damn it.pido a gritos, abrime carajo.
My intestine bursts,Mi intestino se revienta,
it's already out of my pants, the little drops of shit escaped.ya salió del pantalón, las gotitas de mierda se escaparon.
And I shit myself, I shit myself!Y me cagué, me cagué!
And I shit myself, I shit myself!Y me cagué, encima me cagué!
And I didn't make it, I didn't make it!Y no llegué, no llegué!
And I didn't make it, I didn't make it to the bathroom!Y no llegué, al baño no llegué!