Dumbfounded

Cross the street one day
Cars are in the way
Your chewing on some hay
You slipped on a fillet
Your going down the stairs
There are socks everywhere
And Jell-O in your hair
You slipped on your dairy air
Dumbfounded in a hospital room
Two broken legs
'cause I slipped on a broom
Fell right down under my feet
Something didn't feel real neat
I wanted to say "bleep"
'Cause I slipped on a sugar beat
Doctor said I had to drink Tab
My clothing is a bit drab
From my neighbor new shoes I'll nab