Noddy

bang! there goes another cup
I guess I ran out of luck today
'Cos my parents are fighting anyway
Bang! there goes another plate
I guess my mummy was home too late
and now they're screaming their lungs out
and I'm crying my eyes out

but there's Noddy on the wall
he understands it all
he winks at me and tells me everything's gonna be fine
there's Noddy on the wall
and he understands it all
he winks at me and tells me everything's gonna be fine

bang! there goes another cup
I guess I ran out of luck today
'Cos my parents are fighting anyway
bang! there goes another tool
I didn't do well enough at school
and now they're screaming their lungs out
and I'm crying my eyes out

but there's Noddy on the wall
he understands it all
he winks at me and tells me everything's gonna be fine
there's Noddy on the wall
unreplacable
he winks at me...

there I am off to Toyland
my red suitcase in my hand
the bus stops and the driver smiles at me
says his bus goes somewhere else
''But hey, little girl, what will your parents say,
they'll miss you when you're gone''
he goes off to a phonebox
and 5 minutes later
my parents are speeding up the highway

Bang! I hear the car-window burst
'Cos they're fighting on who'll get out first
and then they order me to get in
Whaps! My dad slaps me in the face
says I'm a disgrace for the human race
and now they're screaming their lungs out
and I'm crying my eyes out

there's Noddy on the wall
and he understands it all
but he hits me hard and says:
''Don't you ever leave me again,
my dear friend''