[Mr. Reyes]
Places for scene two
People, remember: Once puck gives you the pansy serum
You have to really sell that you're transforming into a zombie
Excellent work, Mister Valentine

[Jeremy]
Excellent? But chloe's terrible, she never remembers her-
Mr. Reyes? You can't let anyone drink from that beaker

[Mr reyes]
Don't be silly, it's more than safe, I should know, I tried it myself

[Squip]
Up, up, down, down, left, right, a

[Jeremy]
I have to get out there

[Mr reyes]
I can't let you do that, jeremy

[Jeremy]
Mr. Reyes?

[Mr reyes]
You needy, pathetic, self-centered students
You think I wanted to teach high school drama? In New Jersey?
My squip says I can go all the way to Broadway
I just have to keep you from ruining my big night

[Jeremy]
You're going to squip the whole cast

[Squip]
That's just for starters

[Jeremy]
That's not what I wanted

[Squip]
It's the only way to achieve what you want

[Jeremy]
I'll fight back, alcohol messes you up, right? I'll get drunk

[Squip]
And I'll be back when you're sober
Unless you plan on staying wasted forever?

[Jeremy]
You're a computer, there has to be a way to turn you off

[Squip]
I'd stop there, you don't want to end up like rich

[Jeremy]
Rich? What did he-?

[Rich, echoed]
I need Mountain Dew red

[Jeremy]
That's it, green Mountain Dew activates you, red shuts you off

[Squip]
Why do you think we had it discontinued?
To get rid of me now, you'd need a time machine to the 1990's

[Jeremy]
Or a friend who's so old-school
He buys 90's soft drinks in the back room at spencer's gifts

[Squip]
Too bad you don't have one of those
Anymore

[Jeremy]
Michael, call Michael

[Squip]
I'm going to improve your life, jeremy
If I have to take over the entire student body to do it

[Michael]
Michael makes an entrance (haha)

[Jeremy]
Michael

[Michael]
I was just in the audience, thinking: This is pretty good for a school play
Then I was like: This is way too good for a school play
They've all been squipped, right?

[Jeremy]
W-w-wait, you came to see me in the play?

[Michael]
Even brought my own refreshments

[Ensemble]
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

[Jeremy]
Is that?

[Michael]
Mountain Dew red
Told you I did my research
Oh, hey, jake?
This is gonna sound weird, but if I hold down jeremy
Can you make him drink this Mountain Dew red?

[Jake]
Actually, that doesn't sound weird at all

[Squip]
Up, up, down, down, left, right, a

[Jake]
Ow

[Squip]
Ha, ha, ha

[Jake]
I was already pretty boss before
Now I'm totally boss and then some more
I'm livin' the upgrade

[Chloe and brooke]
There you are, jeremy

La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

[Brooke]
I just want you to know I'm not mad
That you broke my heart and then slept with my best friend

[Chloe]
And I'm not mad you dated my best friend and didn't sleep with me

[Brooke]
He didn't sleep with you?

[Chloe]
No

[Brooke]
He didn't sleep with me

[Chloe]
No

[Both]
Ohmygod, why was I so jealous of you?
You were jealous of me?
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me
Sisters forever, jinx

[Michael]
Ugh

[Jeremy]
Michael, the bottle, there's still a few drops left

[Michael]
How am I supposed to get past them?

[Jeremy]
Apocalypse of the damned, level nine

[Both]
The cafetorium

[Michael]
Got it

[Both]
Find the bad guy, push 'em aside
Then move on forward with your friend at your side
It's a two player game, so when they make an attack
You know you got a brother gonna have your back
Then you stay on track and- ah, remain on course
And if they give you a smack you- gah, you use your force
And if you leave your brother behind that's lame
'Cause it's an effed up world but it's a two player game
Hey

[Jenna roland]
I know what you're doing, Michael
I know what everyone's doing, all the time

[The cast of the play]
I just feel soo connected to you guys right now

[Squip]
Ah, you don't want to drink that, jeremy

[Jeremy]
Why not?

[Squip]
Because then you'll never be with her

[Christine]
You are the person I want to be with every day
And this is something that I've been afraid to say

[Jeremy]
That is not christine

[Squip]
I assure you, it is
Only her fears and her insecurities have been removed

[Christine + ensemble]
You're the guy I am so kinda into (into)
The guy I am totally into (into)
This feeling is new
Jeremy
I love you

[Squip]
That's your cue

[Jeremy]
She'll do whatever I want

[Squip]
That's what I promised

[Jeremy]
Great, drink this

[Squip]
Wait-

[Christine]
Ah

[All]
Ah

[Squip]
Jeremy
J-je-jeremy?
Jere-re
Ah
Woah
Ah
Woah
Ah
Woah
Woah
Jeremy
Jere-
Ah