I cannot imagine
Never having sex with her again
I wish it never happened
'Cause now I know how good it could have been
I should go throw a party
Now, why do I wanna throw a party?
Maybe that'll make her jealous
I was doing so much better
And now I'm gonna fuck it up, yeah
Even if my brain is telling me no

My heart goes, I want her
But she's got a boyfriend
She loves me
But not enough to leave him
I want her
And everybody else can die
Now what a funny feeling
My, oh, my
Why don't you just leave him?
If that's your vibe
I'm down to have a threesome
Why, oh, why
Can I not be like other guys?
Now what a funny feeling

Now you're so good at lying
Denying all the things they say about us
Everything that happened
The ten months that we had you said was once
Your kid is so cute, I wonder
Shouldn't we make another?
I bet he'd love a little brother
Just like you said last summer
Wouldn't that make you happy?
You already call me daddy
So, baby, put on that dress I love
I'll take you some place fancy

My heart goes, I want her
But she's got a boyfriend
She loves me
But not enough to leave him
I want her
And everybody else can die
Now what a funny feeling
My, oh, my
Why don't you just leave him?
If that's your vibe
I'm down to have a threesome
Why, oh, why
Can I not be like other guys?
Now what a funny feeling

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