Don't Drink And Drive

Get rid of that booze and roll a joint.
You're a drunken asshole. There's no point.
You drink and fight all fucking night.
When they close the bar you leave in your car.

Don't drink and drive when you can smoke and fly...
Don't drink and drive when you can smoke and fly...

The cops stop you and take you away.
You're having a headache and a hangover day.
You pity yourself. Thinking what's the point?
While I'm at home smoking a big fat joint, big fat joint.

Don't drink and drive when you can smoke and fly...
Don't drink and drive when you can smoke and fly...

Get rid of that booze and roll a joint.
You're a drunken asshole. There's no point.
You drink and fight all fucking night.
When they close the bar you leave in your car.

Don't drink and drive when you can smoke and fly...
Don't drink and drive when you can smoke and fly...
Smoke and fly! Smoke and fly!