El capitan

The Captain

El capitan

One day at a raffle I won a cruiseUn dia en una rifa me saq un viaje en crucero
I said oh my god, that's for rich peopleyo dije oh my god eso es pa gente de dinero
The fame and fortune that now accompany mela fama y la fortuna q ahora me acompañan
Look how lucky I am, having champagne for breakfastmira q soy suertudo desayuno con champaña
What kind of women are here flirtingq clase de mujeres se estan aquí asoliando
Like the ones the doctor was prescribing to mecomo las que el doctor ami me estaba resetando
And I invited one of them to my cabiny ami camarote invite a una de ellas
When she crossed the door, she looked really beautifulcuando cruso la puerta se veia realmente bella
She lay on the bed, told me she was tiredse acuesto en la cama me dijo estar cansada

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Whyde q

Why her husband was chasing herde q la persiguiera su marido
She was married, peeked through the portholeera casada se asomo por la escotilla
While she hidmientras ella se escondia
A huge beast wanted to turn me into pulptremendo animalote me queria aser papilla
Then my luck began to changeentonses ya mi suerte empesaba a cambiar
When suddenly the ship ran agroundcuando de repente el barco fue a encallar
Against a reef, we got stuckcontra un aresife nos fuimos a enbarrar
All because of the jealousy of this damn captainy todo por los celos de este puto capitan

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CaptainCapitan
It was all this stupid captain's faultFue todo culpa de este tonto capitan
He left me stranded at seaMe dejo tirado en alta mar
CaptainCapitan
It was all this stupid captain's faultFue todo culpa de este tonto capitan
And I don't know how to swimY yo q no se nadar

(All to the lifeboats, children and women first(Todos a los botes niños y mujeres primero
The ship is sinking)se unde el barco)

I regret buying the ticketA buena ora me sa q el boleto
When everyone started to get offcuando todos empesaban a bajar
I remembered I can't swima los botes me acorde q no se nadar
And I went back to the cabiny regrese al camarote
And grabbed my life jacket, but it wasn't the TV oney agarre mi salvavidas mas no era el de la tele
Leaving this boat to drift, that hurtsal dejar este barquito anadar ay eso si duele
Everyone in the boats, holding on tightya todos en las lanchas claro bien agarrados
We started to float in this huge oceanempesamos a flotar por este grandisimo océano
We arrived at an island, I couldn't believe itllegamos a una isla nolo podia creer
Palm trees and a beach, and my wife wasn't therepalmeras con playa y no estaba mi mujer
One of my dreams just came trueuno de mis sueños se acava de realisar
A deserted island after shipwreckinguna isla desierta después de naufragar

Captain, we thank youcapitan te damos las grasias
Super captain, how can I repay yousuper capitan como le podre pagar
Captain, we thank youcapitan te damos las grasias
Super captain, I feel much better nowsuper capitan ya me siento bien liguera
I won't see my old lady ever againnovoy aver ami vieja jamas
Let's partyvamos a acabar